Cornwell's (Contrived, Created, Concocted) Quips
Still makin’ bank. St. Patty’s Day 2012. 

Still makin’ bank. St. Patty’s Day 2012. 

Dangerous, drunk, dumb. 

Dangerous, drunk, dumb. 

FAN ART. 

FAN ART. 

Enjoy your Valentine’s Day! 

Enjoy your Valentine’s Day! 

Number one thing learned at the etiquette dinner: how to politely tune out people soliciting you for money…while you dine on free food. 

Number one thing learned at the etiquette dinner: how to politely tune out people soliciting you for money…while you dine on free food. 

When frozen bananas burn. 

When frozen bananas burn. 

90s Party, Part Deux

90s Party, Part Deux

Mom’s Mmmmm Masterpieces. 

Mom’s Mmmmm Masterpieces. 

Still really upset about Herman Cain’s candidacy withdrawal. 

Still really upset about Herman Cain’s candidacy withdrawal.